Aaric:... But he doesn't like girls, he says "blech" to girls. How can you sweep a girl off her feet if you say "blech" about them? But me and Jaden, the coolest cats around, we know how it's done. Except Jaden always chokes and then makes me play patty cake with him, which is embarrassing. I had to play patty cake in front of the hottest girl in school!
Since Mikayla didn't respond to this, I jumped in.
Me: Aaric, who's the hottest girl in school?
Aaric: (Insert name which I've already forgotten) well, I don't know if she's the hottest, but she's the one Jaden wants.
Me: hmm.
A few minutes later:
Aaric: But that's not my type! I mean, I don't like a girl with an English accent and red hair!
Hey Mom! I need to go back to school after next year!
Me: Why?
Aaric: So I can get a date!
Me: You're not dating until you're 16 anyway.
Aaric: Well, I at least have to get a girlfriend before Jaden does!
He hasn't even seen this Jaden kid in almost a year. He was in his class in school last year.
2 comments:
he said "coolest cats"?
man that kid is his father's son!
I am SOOO not ready for that yet. Can my sons just stay little forever please?
And, how can he not like red hair? Smack that boy for me please! JK
You keep that "no dating until 16" rule. I am adding it to our list today!
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