You may have heard before that if you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out. That's why God made us so that we close them when we sneeze - to protect them from falling on the floor!
Not true. Aaric can prove it. See, that stubborn left eye only blinks when he forces it to, because it moves so much slower than righty. And even when it shuts, it doesn't shut tightly. And so, when he sneezes, it stays wide open. And I'm thankful to report that his eye did not pop out. Can you just see me, a week and a half after dealing with his skull fracture, dealing with a popped out eyeball? I'm so glad this is just a myth.
He would like for me to report that he'd gained superpowers, but I'll tell the truth instead. He's a cheater at Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
1 comment:
I bet he really does have superpowers.
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