The following are a selection of quotes from today, from the 6 year old female resident of my house:
"Thank you so much for ruining my life. My entire life. Even when I was a baby."
"I don't think you l-o-v-e me anymore, I think you h-a-t-e me. Do you know what that spells? Hate. You h-a-t-e me. Period. And that is my sentence. Now, what is your sentence?"
I replied that I didn't have a sentence so she went on to say, "Yes you do. Yours is, [said in a snotty voice] 'yes, I do love you, I don't hate you, don't say that.' but I know that's not true."
"Look what I did to the picture I drew of us!" Shows me the ripped up picture. "See what I did? So there!"
"We're not friends. We never were, and were never meant to be." Well, she's got a point there. "We weren't even friends when I was a baby. When I was born, I didn't want you to be my mother." If she hadn't spent her first couple years so firmly attached to my chest and in my arms, I'd believe that.
"You think I'm a b-u-t-t." Well, now that you mention it...
4 comments:
I L-O-V-E it! That is just great and I can totally see those same things coming out of Karens mouth.
all you have to do is change all the "she"s to "he" and you've just described my conversations with Zack.
What IS it with 6 year olds???
So glad I have boys!! Hope the next one is a boy as well!
Sounds like fun!! I am sorry, but at the same time, highly amused!!
Thanks for sending me the link to your blog. I will add it to mine today!
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