Old Wives Tales

So, heartburn means a hairy baby, right? I had horrific heartburn with Aaric. I present Exhibit A:


(excuse the fuzziness of the picture - its a scan and no matter what size I make it, its all wrong)

I had some heartburn, but not near as bad, with Mikayla. I present Exhibit B:


So, really, I don't need the heartburn to let me know these things anymore. We all know this baby will have hair, and plenty of it. So the heartburn is welcome to go away now. He's also welcome to not kick me in my shoulder any more.